The Morning Watch: ‘The Mandalorian’ Theme Gets Some Silly Lyrics, The Failure Of ‘A Christmas Story 2’ & More

The Morning Watchis a recurring feature that highlights a handful of noteworthy videos from around the web. They could be video essays, fanmade productions, featurettes, short films, hilarious sketches, or just anything that has to do with our favorite movies and TV shows.

In this edition, the triumphant theme song forThe Mandaloriangets some silly lyrics and a goofy music video. Plus, take a look back at the massive holiday comedy failure that isA Christmas Story 2. And finally, listen to a rant-off betweenTom Cruise’s recentMission: Impossible 7blow-up andChristian Bale’s infamous tirade from the set ofTerminator Salvation.

First up, the folks atWarp Zoneimagined that ifThe Mandaloriantheme song composed by LudwigGöransson had lyrics, it might go a little bit something like this. Plus, they even shot an entire music video to go along with it, complete with a pretty solid Mandalorian costume and a little Grogu chilling out on the band’s keyboard.

Next, in case you didn’t know, there’s an absolutely abysmal sequel toA Christmas Storythat went direct-to-video. It features all the same characters, including The Old Man played byHome Alonefranchise star Daniel Stern. It’s not worth your full attention span, so let this video fromHats Off Entertainmentguide you through the not-so-fine points of this trash heap.

Finally, just last week, Tom Cruise went off on the crew ofMission: Impossible 7for violating COVID-19 protocols. NowThe GOAT Movie Podcasthas combined that rant with Christian Bale’s infamous tirade from the set ofTerminator Salvationfor the ultimate on-set argument. Honestly, they fit together rather perfectly, and now we want to see Tom Cruise and Christian Bale square off on the big screen.