Sylvester Stallone And Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star In Incredible Love. Meow.

Hey Life: why? After millions of lunch room dream movie arguments in the ’80s; after spiders launched webs inside their Planet Hollywoods,Arnold SchwarzeneggerandSylvester Stalloneare finally teaming up on screen! It’s inglorious, bastards. TheTimes Onlinereports that they’ll co-star in the highest profileBollywoodflick to date,Incredible Love, the story of an Indian stuntman who can’t find true romance in the States (aw). C’mon, just have a duel with Nerf rockets instead.

The film is headlined by Indian stars,Ashkay Kumar(Singh is Kinng) andKareena Kapoor(Bewaffa) and will film atUniversal Studios, a first for the flashy Indian cinema. Apparently, Stallone will have a larger part than Arnold, and it wasn’t clarified whether they’d be playing their real life selves. Expect it to be cheeky, cheeky like that photo above.

“Sajid Nadiadwala, the producer, said his success in landing Stallone and Schwarzenegger reflected the growing power of the Indian film market and Bollywood’s increasing cooperation with Hollywood studios that are keen to cut costs.”

Indeed. Earlier this month, Steven Spielberg made alandmark dealworth $500 million plus with Indian entertainment company Reliance ADA. For more on that situation, click to see the /Film postDreamworks For Dummies. If all of this Bollywood news makes you want get your party on, let us suggestBombay the Hard Wayand the newly releasedKing Kahn and the Shrines(seriously amazing with Bollywood-inspired cover art) as the soundtrack.

In other news:The Love Guruwas a massive flop this weekend. Cool.

Discuss: Incredible Meh? Wouldn’t it be grand ifDie Hard 5went Bollywood and was rated PG?